There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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