Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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