fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
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