the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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