also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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