Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
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I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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