I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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