If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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