I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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