eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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