dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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