It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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