bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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