Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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