i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
