Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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