Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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