We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
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Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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