Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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