so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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