turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
We're too hungover to prance.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
