hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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