Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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