Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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