he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
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I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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