But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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