did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
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I just got carded by a ten year old.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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