Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
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girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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