before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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