Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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