I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
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