The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
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We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
ok first of all what the fuck
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