It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He kissed a someone with a penis
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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