i think i have herpe
just one?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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