My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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