I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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