That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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