so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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