Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.