spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts