I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
You're right, stupid question.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.