3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
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I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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