You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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