Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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