Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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