OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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