I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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