He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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