Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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