:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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