woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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