Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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