look no pants
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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