I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
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no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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