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I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
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I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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