hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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