how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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