I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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