weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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