Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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