FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
